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Babe Magnet

Here’s to you ‘Babe Magnet’

Nothing says ‘Mans Man’ more than a bright shiny gold naked lady emblem on your mud guard or a rear window.

I was commuting to work this morning, I could sense something was astray….. couldn’t put my finger on it… traffic congestion… radio blaring….dead possum roadside…. THEN I saw this guy with a naked lady sticker on his window and it hit my like a ton of bricks… actually it was a god-like booming voice with theatrical lightning strikes thrown in, apparently to scare me or something, but I digress. I realized in that moment that my life was deplete - I had not realized the inner me, I had missed my total man… I discovered the meaning of the naked lady mud flap emblem. Men with *the emblem* are Babe Magnets, they are Manly Men, Stud Muffins,  they ARE to be beholden. And now that I understand this, I can behold myself - YES!

So here is to you Babe Magnet .....(in a deep resonating god like booming voice)...

Nothing says testosterone like a naked lady on your bumper. Woman flock from miles yelling and screaming (in high tiny winy squeaky voices) “oh, you.. are… such..a…Stud Muffin - can I kiss you, please pick me, me, please oh pretty please” because YOU ARE A BABE MAGNET!. That’s right, you are THE man, in a mans world doing manly things in a manly way, and only you can appreciate, and deserve to appreciate, the essence of being a Babe Magnet because you have a naked lady emblem on your mud flap.

The Babe Magnet can handle the attention, who else - 100’s of woman, hot chick babes with skimpy bikini’s and blouses unbuttoned running to you at every turn with bosoms galore, clamoring for YOU, “please Mr. Mans Man Stud Buddy - please pick me - we LOVE you, you are a Babe Magnet - can I polish your ‘emblem’  paleeease”.  the Man’s Man, the Babe Magnet, the King of Testosterone gets the girl every time. You (and now I) can handle 4 or 6, even 10 at time while the rest of mortal men yearn for one. All you need is a naked lady emblem

So why wait - get a naked lady mud flap emblem and be…. A MAN. You get girls, and you can drive a like a jerk, you get a rice burning Honda with puke sounding exhaust or a big penis compensating truck that no one can get into because, and don’t forget the rear air foil because your car would be sooooo fast that you need to monopolize aerodynamics to keep your car on the ground…. and well because you know… need to be a Babe Magnet to understand all this stuff and deserve it further still.

Why wait - get the emblem and be MAN.

cheers.

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